Why do girls like glitter? Because it sticks to you for life. You can't get it off no matter how much you scrub until your skin burns. As my friend says, "Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Think twice about girls who wear glitter.
60 years from now, you'll pick a piece of glitter out of your pubic hair and remember her fondly with slight annoyance.
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