Frisbees Cause Viagra

I think frisbees are the cause for depression in the United States. They are too light. Parents coddle children by giving them light frisbees to play with because they don't think that children can handle heavy frisbees. Children, therefore, grow up programmed to think that they can only handle light frisbees. This, in turn, destroys any confidence they might have had and makes it impossible for them to get laid without first drinking a cocktail mixed with Prozac and Viagra. If only we trusted our kids with heavier frisbees...